Fuckin french toast. ....haha

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast

table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll

have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at

his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle


child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French

toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him

away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for

breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t

want the fuckin’ French toast."