UGGA BUGGA. ..lol

   Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are

captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You

have a choice – death, or ugga bugga." The first guy says, "Well, I

guess ugga bugga." The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and 30

members of the tribe attack and sodomize the first missionary. The

chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death

or ugga bugga." He says "well, my religion does not allow me to

choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death." The chief says,

"Very well," and shouts "DEATH. But first, UGGA BUGGA